Our question today is:
“HI was just wondering if, anyone has ever waxed their face hair. MY
sister says she dose, and it is not that bad. I am getting farther in
my fem look and I cannot afford electro. And if I shave any harder I
will have no skin left.”
I used to wax my face all the time. Just let those gross hairs grow out 3-4 days and rip them out. Hurts like anything at first……but you do get used to it….sort of. Those hairs I missed got the tweezers. Truth is, I did that for a couple of years prior to electro.
Some popular myths…..No, your hairs won’t come back in thicker and in greater volume. No, you won’t rip your face from your skull. No, you’re not a masochist…unless the intense pain turns you on.
My zapper told me how it was so much easier to clear my face since because I’d torn the hairs out of the follicles for so long. I damaged and weakened them making it easier for her to kill off those hairs.
No, I never got an infection or ingrown hair from the painfully violent uprooting.
The “clearing” will last from 2 to 3 weeks then you get to do it all over again. It’s will become a happy “Girlie Time” ritual to anticipate and lose sleep over.
It helps to pray while you are yanking the carpets of hair from your soon to be, delicate hormonal girl face. Examples of appropriate prayers are:
“Oh God! Holy Crap! Jesus Freaking Christ , Damn!”
“Oh God I’m in pain….Shit! What am I doing to myself?”
“My Lord this hurts like hell!”
“FUCK ME! Oh My God, Holy Shit!!!!!!!” (repeat this as many times at it takes…as loud as you can. It helps you work through the agony and pisses off the neighbors)
None of these prayers will ease the unimaginable pain you will experience, but yelling about it does help to some degree.
It helps to fortify your courage with a few quarts of gin or a quarter ounce of quality California sinsemilla before beard ripping. That is if you’re not an alcoholic/addict in recovery. If you are….eat some Motrin, call your sponsor, and hang out with the eleventh step.
Ice packs help after the ripping. So does crying. However, you will be crying all through the violence of your beautification process. Smear some overpriced soothing facial glop over the red, sore, and maybe swollen skin. Make sure the overpriced glop is not alcohol based or you’ll be saying your prayers again.
Don’t forget that once you smear the wax on…..you are committed to ripping wax off. It helps to anticipate the upcoming agony by counting 1-2-3…then chickening out 7 or 8 times before working up the courage to actually rip out a waxy wad of facial hair on 3.
Remember…very few women in transition are fortunate enough to experience the agony and ecstasy of ripping their facial hair out by the roots.
Have fun.
Canhamiana
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amused - Music:Lenka: Trouble is a Friend
